{"id":521,"date":"2012-09-27T08:07:35","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T14:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/?p=521"},"modified":"2012-09-27T08:08:46","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T14:08:46","slug":"broken-bones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"Broken bones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clambering around working on the garage I took a spill last Tuesday (9\/18) and broke my ankle in three places. I&#8217;ve been having to get around the house on crutches.<\/p>\n<p>You know the worst thing about crutches? That you can&#8217;t carry anything! To get the coffee from the kitchen to the desk where I work requires a succession of steps where I crutch to a location, stand still on one leg and move the coffee from the brewing location to a different spot in the kitchen, reposition myself, and stand on one leg while I move the coffee from that location to the pass-through counter, walk around into the other room, position and move the coffee from the pass-through to the worktable, reposition and move the coffee from the worktable to the desk. Then crutch over to the desk sit down, turn on the chair and I&#8217;m finally able to reach the coffee.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t even describe what I have to do to carry stuff up the steps to bed at night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clambering around working on the garage I took a spill last Tuesday (9\/18) and broke my ankle in three places. I&#8217;ve been having to get around the house on crutches. You know the worst thing about crutches? That you can&#8217;t carry anything! To get the coffee from the kitchen to the desk where I work &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/?p=521\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Broken bones<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-colorado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":523,"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wmbuck.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}